Open Letter to Newly Single JLo: Chill for > 5 Minutes…Please

Photo Source: PRPhotos.com

Photo Source: PRPhotos.com

Jennifer Lopez is officially single again…for now. Multiple media outlets are reporting that Jenny from the Block and her much younger beau, Casper Smart, have called it quits after two and a half years of dating. Can you hear that churning sound? It’s the wheels in P. Diddy’s head working in overdrive trying to decide when he’ll start robocalling his lost love in 5,4,3,2,1…but, I digress…lol.

Now is the perfect time, as JLo’s best friend, to give her a little advice. Yes, Jennifer Lopez is my best friend – in my head. In my fantasy world, JLo and I shop together, share secrets, meet for lunch at The Ivy on the regular, and gossip in only the way good girlfriends do. Of course, this has no basis in reality but…whatever – lol.

Here are a few words of advice and encouragement I’d give my girl during this time of transition: [Read more…]