5 Emotional Stages of Refusing to Believe the Beyoncé & Jay Z Break-Up Rumors

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Make…it…stop! All the rumors about Beyoncé & Jay Z splitting up have me covering my ears like MJ and Janet in the “Scream” music video. I refuse to believe the noise because this is all one big misunderstanding – right? What’s that saying about hope being the denial of reality – lol? Yep, this reminds me of how I felt when Heidi Klum and Seal broke up. Please, say it ain’t so! Here are the 5 emotional stages of refusing to believe the Beyoncé & Jay Z break-up rumors:

  1. Denial: As a loyal member of the Beyhive, I won’t believe these rumors until Beyoncé herself reveals to Oprah in a live televised interview that her marriage is over. Wait, Beyoncé doesn’t discuss her personal life in interviews…exactly! Lol.
  2. Reasonable Explanations: Marriage is not for the faint of heart. Raise your hand if you’ve been married > 3 years and haven’t been through a rough patch with your spouse. I’ll wait…
  3. Attitude Mixed w/ Eye Roll: Whatever! Anyone believing these rumors has clearly not seen the “On the Run” tour. The chemistry between the Carters was off the chart during the Atlanta stop…so there!
  4. More Denial: The split rumors are no longer confined to tabloid fodder. Mainstream media outlets are now discussing the possibility of a looming divorce. So what??! Mainstream media also reported that group selfies were causing an increase in head lice outbreaks. Not buying it.
  5. Acceptance (my version of it anyway): I accept that it ain’t over until it’s over. Ha! Oprah’s phone isn’t ringing yet – is it? Hope not!

What do you think about all the Beyoncé & Jay Z split rumors?

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